Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Marge Simpson biography and photos

Marge Simpson is 34 years old and her shoe size is 13AA. Marge is 6' 2" tall without hair, and 8' 6" tall with hair. In her life she has burned her bra and starred in "Oh! Streetcar." Marge has come to the rescue many times with items pulled from her hair.

Occupation: Housewife
Hobbies: Napping when possible

Marge is the only person who really looks after the whole family. She wears her hair like that only since her second "rendez-vous" with Homer. Her two sisters weren't and still aren't very happy about her marriage to Homer, and they are always happy when Marge and Homer have an argument.











Turn-Ons: Ringo Starr, Homer in a Toga, Candle light dinners at the Gilded Truffles...
Turn-Offs: Swearing outside of the bedroom, people who say yes but mean no...

Without Marge the Simpsons family wouldn't be like it is now.


3 comments:

Unknown said...

Wow the Simpson's is so gay, and I hate when retarted people like you try and be funny.

el mexicano said...

i hate when retarded people make retarded comments

Sicarius said...

Lol, calling some one Retarted is just, well...special. Dictionary FTW!